Archive for April 2014
When someone was at the door
This guy trolls the world on instagram, apparently, because his parents are rich. Click the image to see more ludicrous wastes of money. I'm disappointed he doesn't wipe his ass on $100 bills. I'd like to think he tried it but found they just smeared shit all around his stupidly rich anus.
Anyway the actual post today is going to be about couriers and their inability to do their job which to be frank is fucking easy. Frank swears like fucking a lot so lets stop shitting fuck faces and be less Frank now you fucking douche nozzle (pictured above). Couriering is such an easy job it is often a mechanic used in video games of various genres.
Except when they deliver to my abode. Rather than use the intercom they gain access silently somehow. They covertly sneak around the hall. Then they lightly brush the door like it's fashioned from clitorisses. Clitorii, maybe. Immediately they start writing the "Oops sorry we missed you card." They pop that through the letter box, slamming the flap down. Boot the door and then run away before the sound reverberates on my eardrum. I need a door bell. Not just a doorbell though a NSA approved http://www.skybell.com!
It happens all the time because my wife and I do order quite a lot of stuff online.
Trouble with the rozzers apparently. I'm tempted to post things but believe it or not I do try to filter what I say. I guess I have a bit of Jeremy Clarkson in me. Not that bit. That came out wrong. Why is it so hard....
New paragraph. Let's be Vegan but not "Vegan".
What does that mean? Well it would be a little silly to have "animal companions", as vegans call them, yet not eat animals or their products. I mean hypocritical not silly. Live stock is bred for food and pets are bred for companionship. It's essentially the same thing.
Also I plan to eat eggs. I don't understand how gorging oneself on the byproduct of a chickens menstrual cycle is exploitative. They've finished with it. Unless there is a Lavish (Cock) to fertilize them.
Dairy has some ethical issues. Technically its not wrong but the mistreatment, exploitation, and cruelty isn't ethical. It's a bit weird though. So mass market dairy products are off my shopping list.
Why be not quite a vegan? Because it's not like I've decided not to eat animals in order to say "Hey, I'm vegan." I'm not a vegan. I don't need a label.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/amazing-vegan-ice-cream-recipes - yum.
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/breakfastrecipe1/r/veganpancakes.htm - that recipe will need tweaking to include eggs.
My mom and mike visited us earlier this week. If you follow my twits feed you will have seen some of the awesome stuff Mike built for our cats.
He also built us mesh things for our windows. Which allows us to sleep without worrying that Sadie will fall out of the window.
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| Jokes on him; really what he needs is some servants to do that. Or a sort of plumbed in flushing device. |
Anyway the actual post today is going to be about couriers and their inability to do their job which to be frank is fucking easy. Frank swears like fucking a lot so lets stop shitting fuck faces and be less Frank now you fucking douche nozzle (pictured above). Couriering is such an easy job it is often a mechanic used in video games of various genres.
Except when they deliver to my abode. Rather than use the intercom they gain access silently somehow. They covertly sneak around the hall. Then they lightly brush the door like it's fashioned from clitorisses. Clitorii, maybe. Immediately they start writing the "Oops sorry we missed you card." They pop that through the letter box, slamming the flap down. Boot the door and then run away before the sound reverberates on my eardrum. I need a door bell. Not just a doorbell though a NSA approved http://www.skybell.com!
It happens all the time because my wife and I do order quite a lot of stuff online.
Trouble with the rozzers apparently. I'm tempted to post things but believe it or not I do try to filter what I say. I guess I have a bit of Jeremy Clarkson in me. Not that bit. That came out wrong. Why is it so hard....
New paragraph. Let's be Vegan but not "Vegan".
What does that mean? Well it would be a little silly to have "animal companions", as vegans call them, yet not eat animals or their products. I mean hypocritical not silly. Live stock is bred for food and pets are bred for companionship. It's essentially the same thing.
Also I plan to eat eggs. I don't understand how gorging oneself on the byproduct of a chickens menstrual cycle is exploitative. They've finished with it. Unless there is a Lavish (Cock) to fertilize them.
Dairy has some ethical issues. Technically its not wrong but the mistreatment, exploitation, and cruelty isn't ethical. It's a bit weird though. So mass market dairy products are off my shopping list.
Why be not quite a vegan? Because it's not like I've decided not to eat animals in order to say "Hey, I'm vegan." I'm not a vegan. I don't need a label.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelysanders/amazing-vegan-ice-cream-recipes - yum.
http://vegetarian.about.com/od/breakfastrecipe1/r/veganpancakes.htm - that recipe will need tweaking to include eggs.
My mom and mike visited us earlier this week. If you follow my twits feed you will have seen some of the awesome stuff Mike built for our cats.
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| @tehste |
He also built us mesh things for our windows. Which allows us to sleep without worrying that Sadie will fall out of the window.
When I switched IDE
Integrated Development Environment
I thought I'd try Android Studio, even if it's a preview version, rather than using eclipse to create android apps. I like it.
American pancakes and maple syrup are also essential to the IDE. As is the carcinogenic beverage.
Enough about that though.
Interesting fact: DartaGnan (hard G) loves maple syrup. Strange boy.
He loves to sleep on a wheelchair. I'm not sure why. The others prefer the sofa, their beds, the rug, our bed, on their tree, or on the cardboard sofa we got them.
I'll write more soon. I'll leave you with some original artwork:
it became this icon:
I thought I'd try Android Studio, even if it's a preview version, rather than using eclipse to create android apps. I like it.
Enough about that though.
Interesting fact: DartaGnan (hard G) loves maple syrup. Strange boy.
He loves to sleep on a wheelchair. I'm not sure why. The others prefer the sofa, their beds, the rug, our bed, on their tree, or on the cardboard sofa we got them.
I'll write more soon. I'll leave you with some original artwork:
it became this icon:
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