Archive for December 2014
When I got my revenge
A while ago the postman delivered a package. What was unusual was his grin and the fact the parcel easily could have gone through the post box. There was no need for human interaction. Unnecessary people, all small talk, and people generally are annoying.
The package was for 'Steven Von Poopenstinker'.
Oh how he and my wife laughed.
What I did was: Did some cute graphics for a website promoting the no-nonsense corporate business software that von poopenstinker and Danielle have been developing.
Then joked about how we can use them like merchandise. Like the insurance company that gives customers a meerkat toy. I thought that would be funny so I found someone on Etsy to make some toys...
I sent them to the office addressed to Danielle enclosed was a note: "Von sends his regards."
I love their expressions. They are pretty cute really.
We need to manufacture them in the thousands for our marketing campaign. Consumer focussed Asbestos and Fire Safety services.
The package was for 'Steven Von Poopenstinker'.
Oh how he and my wife laughed.
What I did was: Did some cute graphics for a website promoting the no-nonsense corporate business software that von poopenstinker and Danielle have been developing.
Then joked about how we can use them like merchandise. Like the insurance company that gives customers a meerkat toy. I thought that would be funny so I found someone on Etsy to make some toys...
I sent them to the office addressed to Danielle enclosed was a note: "Von sends his regards."
I love their expressions. They are pretty cute really.
We need to manufacture them in the thousands for our marketing campaign. Consumer focussed Asbestos and Fire Safety services.
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Impishness,
work,
When I went to London Town Square last night
It's been a while since the last post. I've mainly been working which is only an interesting topic to half of the regular readers of this blog.
Yesterday we took a train to London. Originally we were going to go to meet my brother at Oxford Street to see the Christmas decorations, shop window displays, and then join the Hanukkah celebrations at Trafalgar square. We ended up being a bit late so we just went to the square and then ate at Garfunkle's. Which was way touristy but really warm inside which was ideal for my frozen extremities as it is for the foreign workforce. Ahah sorry I went a bit UKIP there... We'll go back to worship the corporations next week.
I got given a donut and a Menorah. Donuts are definitely better than wafer thin bits of stale bread.
Judaism is definitely the religion with the best tasting food.
